Once again the idiots in Washington are talking up immigration reform, George W. Bush is great guns in love with the current plan. Of course, the plan includes amnesty for the 12-20 million illegal immigrants currently living in the United States. This plan is stupid, and George W. Bush is a traitor to the nation. Over and over in the argument for amnesty is the bullcra ... read on

Recently, the White House has been going on the offensive against the most diabolical enemy of the state you can imagine, Fox News. That's right the White House is actively attacking a news outlet. Of course, that is free speech that they are really attacking, no matter how you want to slice it. Some say that Fox News is disreputable to begin with, so the White House is ... read on

In the news recently people are all atwitter about the president enjoying a beer at a basketball game. Lord knows, if you're president you aren't allowed to have any form of fun or enjoyment, with the exception of spreading Socialism far and wide amongst the people. I obviously do not know the political affiliations or leanings of the douchebags making a big deal about ... read on

Good news for the Democratic Party, their it boy and savior of the party is forming a committee to consider running for President in 2008! I think this is absolutely wonderful news, he is the king of the soundbite. He loves to be quoted while pointing fingers at both parties, as a staunch opponent to partisan politics. Well, that is all well and good, but I don't know m ... read on

With the oil pouring out into the Gulf of Mexico for 60 days plus, America is seeing just how grossly incompetent a President can be. George Bush was an imbecile, but he certainly wasn't too stupid to use his office to find the right people to address the issues he faced while in office. We may not have agreed with the conclusions his experts came to, but at least he did s ... read on

The United States Senate has again wasted my tax dollars on a frivolous attempt to change the Constitution of the United States of America. This time, they wanted to ban flag burning. While that may seem like the patriotic thing to do, it isn't. It overrides the very essence of Free Speech. We have a right granted in the 1st Amendment to do anything in protest short of vio ... read on

With the US Presidential Election just around the corner, it's time for all responsible voting age citizens of the US of A to consider the contenders. Neither one of the two top candidates for a major party is really getting people, who consider themselves to be independent, juiced up for their platform. John Kerry is an extraordinarily dull candidate, with virtually no ... read on

Yesterday was tax day, a pseudo-holiday that celebrates that your taxes are due, and that just about every cent you've earned so far this year belongs to the government. Naturally, a group that is mostly against the government sweeping in and simply taking more money to cover programs that don't benefit the majority of Americans, or even a significant portion of Americans, ... read on

Well, since it is that time of year almost, the time when we as Americans futilely cast our votes. So, I have decided to come clean and admit that I am a conservative, but not one of those Bush-drum-beating pinheads that punches the Republican party ticket, hell no. The problem is that people of both parties think the other party is too this or that, and when the Democr ... read on

For the past several decades, the USA has been moving inexorably towards a 1 party system, with 2 parties only so that the illusion of political freedom can exist. We the People have accepted this and now, we have 2 parties representing the same thing have arisen to power, 1 to get the votes of the ultra whacko left and 1 to get the votes of the ultra whacko right, but the ... read on

Well, it's getting late (2:19AM CST) and the jerks on the internet and in the John Kerry campaign have already made it clear that they want to have a court appointed President two terms in a row. This is stupid and only further weakens our democracy. I am not a fan of G. W. Bush, but really who is? But the fact is that this time he really did get the popular vote, and b ... read on

George W. Bush will not go down in history as one our greatest presidents. That is a fact. Sure he's pretended to be focused on the war on terror, but that alone is not going to be enough to save him a place in history. As a matter of fact it may very well land him a place amongst our very worst presidents. But in this last week, he has actually done something presidential ... read on

The government of the United States of America is sending out a warning that gasoline prices are going to be hitting record prices in the next few months. How could they know that, unless they control the gas prices? The government knows what the price will be, because they completely control it. There can be no doubt. With all the tax I pay to get a gallon of gas, I sh ... read on

I'm sick and damned tired of hearing about the marriage of homosexuals. It shouldn't be a big deal. Let them get married, afterall heterosexual people have to endure it, why can't gays get to feel the same trapped feeling after a few years? I do not condone, nor support homosexuality, and I never will. However, I also don't feel that it is my place to judge people for w ... read on

It is time again, an election year, to discuss gay marriage as though it means a friggin' thing to the vast majority of Americans. Our senators wasted a good deal of time and really earned their pay trying to pass a constitutional amendment to ban homosexual marriage by defining the word "marriage". Somehow they think that this will bring some more rednecks out of the clos ... read on

What will be George W. Bush's legacy when he leaves office? The talk radio jackholes believe that it will be that of a strong leader who didn't back down in the face of terrorism. The liberal-types believe that it will be that of a bumbling idiot who couldn't see beyond his own face to address the problems of our nation. I'd like to say that I see it as the talk radio pinh ... read on

It's official, Germany loves Barack Obama. Who gives a shit? Turns out he's campaigning for the votes of people who can't even vote in the US election. Unless the Democrats constantly screaming about disenfranchised voters get their way and allow non-citizens the right to vote, which wouldn't surprise me with the worst Congress in US history. They've done nothing of value, ... read on

Glenn Beck. He's one of those "conservative" radio talk show hosts who has trouble sitting upright, due to the massiveness of his skull pressing down on his shoulders. He likes to emulate Sean Hannity with the false modesty on display whenever possible. He likes to tell everyone that he's not a smart man... but he's a thinker. He certainly isn't a smart man, and he most ce ... read on

Some jackass went on a shooting spree at Virginia Tech. It is absolutely a tragic event, being turned into a political event, for the furtherance of ignorant gun control measures. The bodies aren't even in the ground, and already politicians are making it out to be the perfect opportunity to push more anti-constitutional laws down our throats. Here's the deal, we need t ... read on

It's all over the news and radio talk shows, a moronic monkey with no capacity for original thought has been tasered. Why anyone cares, is beyond my comprehension. Here are some videos of the "event" the first video is a single long boring shot of this idiot kissing Kerry's ass followed by his mocking him for conceding the 2004 election, the second video is the same stuff ... read on

Finally, I can live with the knowledge that for the next month politics will not lead the news. Well, it will be a few days, but it's gonna happen. No politics. At least until January when the next batch of egomaniacal sociopaths announce they are running for President in 2012. It will be sweet. I'm also looking forward to the press being forced to deal with their unwav ... read on

Elitist and former Presidential candidate John Kerry was speaking to a group of students in California when he stated, "You know [in] education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you... you can do well, if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." What an ass. His statements couldn't have come at a worse time for ... read on

I am tired of hearing bullspit from morons about the religion of a man who is nominated for the Supreme Court. Honestly, who cares? Since when is this such a big flippin' deal? I understand the atheist left-wing douchebags want to remove any and all faith from our fine nation, but it seems to me if they were so afraid of people who practice a religion other than Satanis ... read on

This won't take long, mostly because I have no idea what I'm talking about, like most other rants. Larry Craig is a senator from the Gem State, also known as Idaho, or the potato state. He was arrested and charged with committing lewd acts in a Minneapolis Airport restroom. Not shocking given the reputation Minneapolis has earned itself as one of the most liberal cities in ... read on

Well, midterm election harassment phone calls and junk mail are almost over. Thank goodness for small favors. This year I'm sure that a great many lazy and stupid Americans (and definitely some illegal Mexicans and Guatemalans) went out and punched the party ticket today, furthering the now seemingly inevitable destruction of the American way of life. I would like to belie ... read on

Slap some lipstick on this pig, and let's move on. Barack Obama used an old cliched analogy regarding what he is claiming is "false change" coming from the John McCain presidential campaign. Who gives a crap? Honestly, it shouldn't matter, but douche bag "conservative" pundits and commentators think they've found the world's greatest treasure in an Obama misstep. The ri ... read on

Good news to one and all. Another election year is upon us, and yet again the vast number of Americans don't give a crap about the jerks who are running for office. Why is there so much voter apathy? It's obvious to anyone with a brain stem. It's because politicians don't give a dang about the voters. Every time there is an election in America, the two twittering jackan ... read on

Today I heard on the radio that there is a new movement amongst judges throughout our fine land to have more security for judges. This movement includes chief justice of the US Supreme Court William Rehnquist. That sounds super, tell ya what, the government can protect everybody who has a cushy government job with armed guards 24/7, and I'll chip in an extra 35% of my annu ... read on

Since the world is in a handbasket being carried to hell right now, I would like to make a few observations about how it came to be that the world is where it is. For centuries the Middle East has been in turmoil. Arabs killing arabs, Europeans killing Arabs, Arabs killing Jews, and every other possible combination of humanity killing humanity. Now a few psychotic Arabs ha ... read on

Barack Obama, he's the single greatest President of the United States of America, in all of history. Far greater than Abraham Lincoln could have ever dreamt of being. Far more noble and distinguished than George Washington. Smarter than Thomas Jefferson could have been on brain steroids. The greatest savior the world has ever known, now that we've finally gone rationally a ... read on

Dateline: Afghanistan-Pakistan Border October 21, 2004 Overnight in a raid on an Afghani farmhouse Osama bin Laden has been found and captured. The U.S. is calling it the greatest victory thus far in the war on terror. President Bush said, "This is a great day for America, a clear and present danger to the United States of America has been neutralized. We owe an enormo ... read on

Well, October 21, 2004 has come and gone, and Osama bin Laden is still out on the loose in the world. My feeble prediction has not yet come to fruition. I must now eat crow. Actually, I still haven't given up on some kind of stunt to earn the few points in the poll for the current Prez, but I doubt it will be as extreme as the planned capture of Osama bin Laden. I now f ... read on

Hello, my name is Biph, and I am tired of every flippin' "scandal" in American ending in "-gate". Sick of it. Watergate was the actual name of the hotel where shit went down. We are not required to add "-gate" to anything, so let's be mature and stop doing it before I flip my wig. First of all, let me say that this has been blown all out of proportion by jackholes who p ... read on

Don't vote either Republican or Democrat in the next election, do what they tell you not to do - throw your vote away. I don't care what kind of douche-bag you vote for. Both of the "Major" parties are full of politicians, and who the hell wants to vote for a politician? For the past century and a half our nation has been controlled by politicians who are or were member ... read on

Today, or rather yesterday, George W. Bush commute the 2 and a half year sentence handed down to Scooter Libby over the naming of Valerie Plame as a CIA agent. Of course, in the world of Washington, D.C. that means that it is time to jump all over the administration and accuse them of cronyism. Which to the untrained idiot eye, seems to be reasonable. It's the most ridicul ... read on

Well, I have been shirking my responsibilities as a internet monkey for far too long. Only the third rant in nearly 2 months. I should be punished for my lazy ways. As such, I will talk about politics, which may seem like one of my favorite subjects based on old rants, but in fact I despise greatly. Last week, the New York Times ran an article about a secret program tha ... read on

Michael J. Fox did a political commercial to support a politician that is all for going forward with embryonic stem cell research on every aborted fetus on the face of the planet. Good for him. He has a lot at stake and it seems he is buying into the embryonic stem cell myth. Sure, they can become any type of cell found in the human body. Sure, if we could harness that pow ... read on

I hate the war in Iraq and the half-assed piss poor way that it has been handled as much as the next guy. We went in with no clear definition of victory, and now we are in a quagmire until a definition of victory is established, other than the lame definition the President has been giving the American people. So in an effort to stop the war, the Democrat controlled Congres ... read on

Big news everybody! There is a vacancy on the Supreme Court of the United States of America, and another one expected in the coming months. Who cares? Sure, they will legislate from the bench, it has become a part of the job. However, the last time I checked these clowns are not elected by the American people, or even held accountable to the American people, they rule w ... read on

Recently (Friday), the American people allowed their Congress to commit treason with smiles on their faces. Yes, treason. Every single representative or senator who voted for the $700,000,000,000 bailout of Wall Street banks, is a traitor to the American people. The American people were overwhelmingly against the bailout, and the majority of those without an opinion did no ... read on

Last night a sitting President of the United States of America took time out of his busy schedule to do an interview on a late night talk show. It's a disgrace. I've been giving our new president quite a bit of leeway, giving him a chance in my mind to be a good president. I think it is an American obligation to give the president the benefit of the doubt, but let's face i ... read on

The State of the Union address is tonight, and I'll be honest with you, I don't care. Why should I? It isn't really about the State of the Union, it's about politics. It is about grandstanding and acting as though the bad of last year didn't happen and that this year is gonna be even better. It is bullspit. Every year we the American People are subjected to a blowhard p ... read on

I'm tired of hearing from the whiny little peacenik prissies in the UN. I don't care what Kofi Annan thinks, says, or does. He is not the leader of a powerful organization that rules over other countries. It is a coalition of nations that dictates international policy that cannot legally be enforced. We are either willing to accept their edicts, or we can at our option, ig ... read on

The war on terror has been ongoing for 2 years and yet, there are still those who think that the war is nothing more than politics to divert attention away from a poor economy. To those people I say, screw you. This war was started by 16 psychos flying planes into buildings, now normally when some idiot does this, I am not drawn to war, after all, they did kill themselves. ... read on

The health care debate is still going on. I was hoping it would just die, after all approving such a thing is political suicide. But, Barry O. and his Democratic cronies are so sure that they can get away with anything right now, that they are pushing to fast track a horribly conceived law onto the American People. Now, with protesters and "disturbances" at town hall meeti ... read on