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Rant Archive - Religion and Things You Shouldn't Discuss
A loosely confederated bunch of rants

I recently discovered that my rant about atheists has become a popular piece to plagiarize on the old Internet. Being ripped to shreds by innumerable super geniuses on sites devoted to everything from alien theories to plain old everyday atheist issues. Yes, atheists are a smart and overly defensive bunch of retards. So desperate to change the way the world thinks about a ... read on

Self proclaimed atheists make me sick, atheists cannot exist in the United States of America, it is impossible. They don't seem to comprehend that by simply saying that there is no God, proves that in their minds, He does in fact exist. Something does not have to be tangible for it to exist. If I were to create something to not believe in, and tell myself enough times, ... read on

I've have had it up to my eyeballs with a politically correct holiday season. It's utter bullshit that my Christmas has to be sullied and lumped into one stupid-assed word by Virgin Mobile. I'm going to celebrate Christmas this year, so if you want me to go out and buy Chrismahanukwanzakah gifts you can go fuck yourself. The vast majority of Americans are Christian, as ... read on

Today, while wasting my youth listening to local talk radio (I'm beginning to have a serious problem with this), there was a discussion about the theory of evolution versus creationism. Of course, the liberal douchebag sidekick on the program is under the belief that evolution is fact and that creationism is simply ignorance on the part of anyone who believes it. He of cou ... read on

Today one of God's special creatures came to visit the state of Iowa, to protest at the funeral of a fallen soldier. A piece of sub-human excrement who believes that everything that happens in America that is bad can only be retribution from God for our homosexual accepting ways. An eternal douchebag, with his spot in hell already warmed up, Reverend Fred Phelps. Since ... read on

Why should God bless America? That is a valid question, in a time of war, why should God bless either side? Especially since, America has become a nation that forbids God's admittance. A nation that decries, "The Ten Commandments have no place in our government!" Why do they have no place in our government? We all know that murdering and stealing is wrong both in the ey ... read on

Merry Christmas to all! Goodwill towards men and peace on Earth! Happy New Year! Why are we afraid to say these things? I'd like to blame the media. I'd like to. But for once it isn't their fault. It is actually corporate America. Too afraid to offend the over-sensitive sissy boys and girls. We can't have an angry Jew or Muslim or Hindu pissed off at us. Bullspit. I ... read on

Michael Moore is an idiot. Plain and simple. I know that I'm late to the bandwagon for Michael Moore bashing, but I don't care. By stirring up controversial issues, he fills the land with ill-feelings towards our fellow Americans. I say that he's a moron, which for the most part is true, he has little to no clue about anything in the world and his political views are fl ... read on

I hate ranting about Islam. I hate it, I personally have no problems with people being Muslim. I even have no problem with the religion as a whole. However, our world is changing into a world of no offense. That needs to end in 1991. Recently, an opera has been canceled in Berlin, because it would offend Muslims. The opera in question is Mozart's Idomeneo, in which the ... read on

First of all, the so-called "right-wing" in the United States is full of hypocrites and assholes. Second of all, they are right when they state that building a Mosque near ground zero is in poor taste. Third of all, they can all go screw themselves, there is no law preventing the Mosque from being built and efforts to stop it are strictly against the First Amendment of the ... read on

This will be brief. Polygamy is the stupidest thing I have ever heard anyone claiming to be Christian claim is good for God. Evidence is thrown out, that in the Old Testament many wives were had by men at those times, and how if your brother died you should take his wife into you home and make her your wife. That is all bullshit. Maybe I missed the part about Adam and E ... read on

A little over a week ago, Steve Deace, a worthless sports radio talk jock, ran his trap disrespecting Shawn Green of the Los Angeles Dodgers, because Mr. Green did not play on Yom Kippur. Mr. Deace apparently, does not know what he has done wrong, as he and his station were hoping to have a theological discussion on the air with local Jewish leaders. A theological debat ... read on

The new atheists in our society are getting to be just plain obnoxious. I understand atheism, I personally think there's probably more to the universe than just cold dead matter, but that's just me. You don't have to agree with me. The same is true of the crazy snake-handling Christians, I think that they just may be insane, but that's their thing not mine. However, the ne ... read on

It is again in the news, the use of the words, "One Nation Under God", disturbing to me that it is even an issue. Godless bastards have taken over the United States of America. These scum of the scum are trying to take Our Lord out of everything, I guess we need to call a Constitutional Congress so that all mention of God be removed from our founding documents, because ... read on

Well, it has been two months since the Supreme Court threw out the case to remove the words "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance. And still the crackpot who claims to be an atheist - which I find disturbing considering that he has two certificates stating that he is a minister. On top of that, this lunatic still gets an outlet to nationally discuss his ignorant vie ... read on

Michael Newdow, self-proclaimed atheist and certified jerk is at it again. Suing his country once more to have the words, "under God" removed from the pledge of allegiance. This time, since he is not a good enough father to have custody of his own child, on behalf of other atheist pigs who actually do have custody of their children. Not only that, he is trying to stop the ... read on

Slowly, America is becoming a nation of pussies. I estimate that at the current rate of pussification, we will be invaded and defeated by the gentle Canadians within the next 30 years, we will all be adding, "eh?" to the ends of our sentences. Growing up, when we rode bicycles we did not wear knee pads, elbow pads, and helmets. Some kids wore helmets and were ostraci ... read on

The United Nations had the audacity to recently say that the United States of America was being "stingy" with aid to the nations that were impacted by the tsunami that devastated the Indian Ocean. Well, frankly, I have only one thing to say, "fuck you," to the United Nations. Let me put it like this: Let's say I go into a nice restaurant with 25 of my closest friends ... read on

There is a vile disgusting human creature who has created a church (if you can even call this cult that), named Tony Alamo. If you live in the Des Moines, Iowa area your car has been or soon will be befouled by this f*cking moron's leaflet. It is an astoundingly annoying piece of shit. It is his beliefs about Jesus Christ. As though this 5th grade dropout has any clue. ... read on

Hey all you party people! What is up?!? Recently, there has been a lot of hoopla about the alleged mistreatment of the Holy book known as the Koran in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Well, let me just say, fizzuck Amnesty International and the other goat raping whiny bitches who are complaining about the mistreatment of a flippin' book. I don't know much about Islam, but I know t ... read on

World Pride Day is coming up in August of this year. A wonderfully idyllic day when homosexuals, bisexuals, and trysexuals can all get together and celebrate their own unique identities. This year it will be in a city considered to be Holy by nearly half of the world's population. In a city held sacred by Jews, Christians, and Muslims. A group of people who are forbidde ... read on

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