Well, it was a sad day yesterday for K-Fed. He was served with notice that he would no longer be Mr. Britney Spears. Very, very sad for him, since he's sold 41 36 albums and had to cancel 95% of his concert appearances. He is going to soon be living the poor life. Sure, he'll get a nice big payday that will last him all of 3 and a half weeks, but he has lost his gravy trai ... read on

It's been a few weeks, time heals all they say. But it doesn't, I'm still annoyed by the media frenzy over Britney Spears's haircut and Anna Nicole Smith's death. It has died down a bit on both stories, but it is still on the covers of magazines and checkout lane tabloids. Neither of these stories is as big as we are being told repeatedly. First off, Britney Spears is o ... read on

Well, it's cinco de mayo, and yet all that's on the damned entertainment news shows, and even into prime-time programming, is the final episode of Friends. I couldn't possibly care less. Why must any show that is on the air for double digit years and has any kind of popularity left must be lauded as the GREATEST DAMNED SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION!!!? It's stupid. ... read on

George Lucas has recently proven yet again that he does not like his fans. Moreover, I get the distinct impression that he hates his fans. He came out with the prequel trilogy that alienated his fans by focusing more on the political environment that created the empire than the action and Jedi lore that his fans most wanted. Not until he had painted himself into a corner w ... read on

Having just watched a bit of television, and seeing numerous advertisements for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I feel compelled to drop a bombshell on the world, Jim Carrey is not funny, nor is he a good actor in any respect. Don't get me wrong, I've laughed my ass off at Ace Ventura: Pet Detective many times, but not all movies allow for someone with such muggi ... read on

After two decades in the pop music business, Madonna still believes that she is relevant in some manner. Who gave her that impression, I don't know, and I honestly don't care. In the beginning she was just another Cyndi Lauper wannabe, now she thinks that she contributes to art in America. Nearly all of my visitors are aware of my opinions on pop music and its entire la ... read on

Michael Jackson is as guilty of child molestation as I am of gluttony. I firmly believe that he is guilty of what he is charged with, just as he was 10 years ago when he was accused. How convenient is it, that a man who openly admits to sleeping with young boys is accused of the same thing twice? Of course he's an easy target, because he isn't very good at covering up his ... read on

Vindication. After months of having his named dragged through the mud, and speculation about his sexual proclivities, Michael Jackson is a free man. Free to do what he likes, sleep with little boys. Afterall, giving them hot milk and cookies by the fire is "charming". Sure, Michael is still not off the proverbial hook for being a freak, but he is not a kiddie rapist, in ... read on

Once again Paris Hilton has successfully made a complete mockery of the US justice system. After a scant 2+ days in the county jail, she was released because of a medical condition. What the medical condition is was not immediately available, but rumors are that it was a rash. Who cares about her friggin' comfort? She isn't supposed to be staying at the Hilton, but then ag ... read on

Today a legend has died. Rick James, the poster boy of 1980's excess, has left out realm for the eternal party in the sky. Many youngsters remember him only as a joke on Chappelle's Show, he was the 1980's funk/pop icon. He was a Super Freak. ... read on

I can't believe that crap like this film Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow get made. The whole idea of making a film on a soundstage with a crappy CGI background, is repulsive. It's disgusting. This movie, just the ads make me sick, and the fact that I've seen over 100 of them, a horrible movie with horrible special effects (in the commercials). What is wrong with H ... read on

Living in Iowa has its disadvantages, especially when there is only one Des Moines band that has made it big. Everytime these sh!t-eating douchebags has a new album out, I am forced to hear about it everywhere. Unfortunately, the people I hear about it most from are the "Closet Maggots", these people make me ill. They know that the VAST majority of Iowans hate the putrid b ... read on

Only a week and one day are left until Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith hits store shelves alongside Star Wars Battlefront 2. I must say that I am quite excited about both, though I may not buy Battlefront 2 right away, as I am extremely strapped for cash at the moment. The good news is, that I have already pre-ordered Revenge of the Sith and sprung for the overn ... read on

Greetings all. Biph has been kind enough to let me spew out some thoughts on his website. The views expressed here are strictly mine so deal with it! Television these days has become just plain dumb. If I have to see another stupid reality show, I think I will go crazy. Let's break it down a little. Ok Survivor was pretty cool at first. You got to see hot women we ... read on

There is a new program coming to the NBC network, a program that makes me want to vomit. For several reasons, I cannot and will not ever support this television show. #1 - It's "reality" T.V., I hate reality, and when I'm watching T.V., I am watching, to avoid reality. #2 - I hate Donald Trump. That dumb sonofabitch has never impressed me the way that he impresses hi ... read on

First off, Happy New Year. Sure it took me half a month to rant in 2007, but that's fine. Second off, turn the channel the next time there's coverage of any kind about Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell. This story is as ingratiating as the two morons at the center of it all. Donald Trump has been one of the most annoying figures in America since the 1980's, he's not char ... read on

I don't actually watch the ceremonies on the television, but I am proud of some of the things that have been going on for the past two years with the Grammys. Granted I still don't like the fact that Eminem can even qualify for a Grammy, but things are improving. I am pleased that the past two years the best new artist Grammys have actually gone to artists that have tal ... read on

I have had it with the attacks on this movie before it has even been released, the liberal media is vehement about how much it hates this movie already. I don't care how much they hate it, I am going to go see this movie. The primary concern is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of, "it's plain anti-semetic". How is that even possible. A) Jesus of Nazareth was in fact ... read on

Good news everybody! [adult swim] (the network that is on the same channel as Cartoon Network) is going to start carrying a non-cartoon program. A nostalgic show for twentysomethings and a few thirtysomethings. Saved by the Bell will no longer only be displayed at 6am on weekday mornings on TBS. People will again be able to bask in the poorly written and acted glow of Bays ... read on