Today, I searched the internet for a ridiculous phrase “get rich quick schemes”? and found what I believe to be the very worst website in ALL of the internet. This site surpasses all other shitpiles of internet sewage on many levels. The site in question is called ZYRA. From the first moment I saw this craphole, I wanted to vomit. To begin with it looks like absolute sh ... read on

I've been thinking the past few days, maybe weeks, about how to discuss the size of female breasts in a rant without being perverted and the like. Then today on the way home from work, I heard an advertisement for a product that I honestly think is very disturbing. The product is HeightMax a supposedly all natural growth enhancer. After hearing the ad I thought that maybe ... read on

I went nearly went a month without a new rant, and this is the best I could come up with? A question that is as retarded as it is perplexing? Why would a douchebag such as myself even ask such a ridiculous question? The answer is simple, because the public at large does not treat pizza-delivery folk as humans. As I was crawling my way home this evening through the snow- ... read on

I have a pet peeve with statements like this, "Hey, do you know where there's an ATM machine?" To the morons who say this - learn to speak the English language you damned fool! ATM = Automated Teller Machine, did you hear that? Machine! It's already in ATM, you don't add it, unless you are an illiterate, it's there stop saying Automated Teller Machine Machine. For that mat ... read on

Each year, twice a year, the vast majority of Americans reset their clocks to and from Daylight Savings Time. Each year for over 6 months, I am tortured by morons who say their time zone and seem to erroneously believe that it is always “standard” time. Where I work, we are in a different time zone than most of the customers we work with. Consequently, people need to ma ... read on

I hate clowns, I can't even begin to describe how much I hate these fourteenth class citizens, and I can openly hate them in America. It isn't yet politically incorrect to hate them, so today I will proudly proclaim my violent hatred for clowns, and make every June 9th from this day forward, Hate Clowns Day. Clowns are not funny. They aren't and any jackass who tells yo ... read on

On my way home from work today I heard a report on the radio news that 1 in 5 British school children could not find their own country on a map. That's disturbing. I've known for a long time that geography has been a subject rarely perfected by American students, hell many American students can't find states on map. But, everyone should be able to find their own country on ... read on

All day everyday, we are surrounded by liars. Filthy stinking no good slimebag liars. Without a doubt these are the types of people that we've all been taught to not be, so how is it that there are so many of them. And, why have they no shame in their game? The first level liars are easy to spot, they say outrageous things like, "Well, I've got a helluva good eye for th ... read on

In Hollywood, Idaho is a Midwestern state. It is not true. The Midwestern states are as follows (East to West): Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, and that's IT! There are no other states that can be considered Midwestern. Idaho is a mountain or western state. There are zero doubts about ... read on

I've mentioned these less than human creatures before, but I felt it was time to bring to light what exactly they are and why I have such a heated hatred for them as to be able to melt butter with my anger. You've seen them, they walk around as though they rule the world, and in a sense, they do. They have their ignorant mouths open, always ready to catch the next fly t ... read on

You've met these pricks, they're everywhere, people whose time is so important (or so they think) that everything they say is a damned acronym. They are obnoxious. I'm not talking about people who use the term ATM, PIN, or NASA. Generally accepted acronyms and abbreviations do not bother me, hell, I even use them. But, people who create acronyms such as GFY or TMI, driv ... read on

This evening, after work, I decided to take back 4 cases of beer and soda cans for the 5 cent deposit each (broke into my retirement fund). So I grabbed the boxes, and headed out to the local grocery store, which some people call the Hy-Vee (I cannot fathom why). Upon reaching the store, I decided that it was altogether too damned cold to be in an unheated shanty pushin ... read on

Today I went to a Mega-mart and purchased a few household and hygiene items, since my New Year's resolution is to stink slightly less. I also decided, that since it is a new year, I would try something new, self-checkout. While I can see the benefits of self-checkout for the company what with having only one employee manning the ship for 4 checkout lanes, it doesn't make s ... read on

Hello one and all to the fabulous world of a giant penis, or natural breast enhancement. I have wonderful news for you. You can get cheap Viagra and Windows software for the unheard of price of $1.00 per pill or copy of Windows! You heard right. $1.00 per stiffy, good luck getting a deal like that from the local Walgreens. You can't get Cialis at the pharmacy at these l ... read on

Coffee, it's big business these days. So many jackasses out buying coffee, Colombia has had to cut back on its cocaine production, well, maybe not yet. There is a breed of sub-human, so utterly repulsive I want to puke when I smell them, they are the Starbuccaneers. These pricks/bitches love their coffee, so much so that they'll regale you for days on end as to how to g ... read on