There is a movement, led by California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger to make a constitutional amendment to the US Constitution allowing naturalized citizens to become President. It is absolutely ridiculous, hell, while we're at it, let's have 25 year olds be President, get your friggin' head out of your ass gov'. The rule as set forth in the US Constitution is a very ... read on

I hate this topic, I hate it. Because whenever I think about it and the complete and utter impotence that our government displays on this issue, I get pissed. Our government is full of assholes and retards. There is no way around it. Jackholes who smile for the cameras and claim they care about the same things you do, then try to rape the American taxpayer for every last c ... read on

Well, I was hoping I wouldn't have to say anything about this. But, the good news is that now the anti-gun nuts have new ammunition to attempt the removal of the 2nd Amendment. Dick Cheney had a hunting accident recently, he accidentally shot a friend while hunting quail in Texas. Of course, the media and Democrats would have you believe that there is some kind of huge ... read on

Well the fantastic world of double standards has yet again claimed a victim. While the loss of Don Imus on the airwaves is not really that important, since he clearly wasn't making a lot of money due to low ratings, and the fact that he certainly is not funny. The fact is that he was simply fired because he made a "joke" that is only acceptable when coming from a black per ... read on

Recently, all of the big news outlets and jackhole radio talk show hosts have been tripping over themselves to find out what is really going on with this case. Well, I have only one thing to say about this whole sordid affair: who cares? I don't, you probably don't. So, why the hell have these idiotic media types clung onto this story for so blessed long? Who knows, it' ... read on

McDonald's is pure evil. Pure filthy, nasty, petulant evil. No doubts can be left now, after they took a song by Gavin DeGraw and had the Kidz Bop Kids change the original lyrics of a song from "I don't wanna be looking around" to "I don't wanna be fucking around". Those sick, sick, sick, sick, sick bastards.  HOW DARE THEY INTRODUCE THAT FILTHY WORD TO THE CHILDREN?! ... read on

Recently, Ford announced the slashing of 30,000 jobs and the closing of 14 manufacturing plants in an attempt to turn its troubles around and finally turn a profit. Today Toyota has announced it is getting into the redneck dominated NASCAR series. Both of these stories are strangely related in the people they are upsetting. While I am upset that Ford is cutting American jo ... read on

Glenn Beck is an idiot. Plain and simple. He's been running his trap on the radio for 10+ years, and he's finally gotten enough press that now everybody knows what a complete douchebag dumbass he is. I've long known that he's an idiot with nothing to say of any meaning, but now I'm not alone. Sure, originally it was me and the "liberals" he spends his time mocking and tryi ... read on

Global warming is getting popular again. That is some very good news for all of us, isn't it? We are all going to die in an inferno of man made heat! When I was a kid we were all going to die in a nuclear furnace as the Russkies launched missiles into our back yards while we all enjoyed a good old fashioned game of lawn darts. Now, our SUVs are going to burn us up. This ... read on

Let me start off by saying that we have an over-large government in the United States of America and this story is a prime example of what happens when you elect brainless assholes who care more about a chance to be in the news than running the country in our best interests. The U.S. Government has called representatives from Internet giant Google to give testimony as to w ... read on

Recently there have been a few school shootings, from Colorado, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Missouri. Is this a sign of the times, or simply prime examples that as populations increase so does the psycho element in our society? Sure back in the good old days these things never happened, or so you would be led to believe, but they did. Back in the 1950's the world was far ... read on

The swine flu is a great thing! I love it, I can't get enough of it. I wish that there was a 24 hour news network that focused solely on the swine flu. I'm going to continue to call it the swine flu, the government can go pork itself, calling it H1N1 to reduce the confusion of complete idiots who think that eating pig is equivalent to making out with a sick pig. This ep ... read on

I was watching the Colbert Report and they had this darling little story about a psycho in Florida who went on a crusade to stop McDonald's from offering a free Happy Meal to kids who pass certain criteria on their report cards. Yes, this one idiot who doesn't have the parenting cajones to say, "no," to her daughter went ahead and fought to have the option removed for ever ... read on

Oh my Dear Lord! I can't get a flu shot, whatever shall I do? I may very well die this year, from influenza, the scourge of 1918 (or whatever friggin' year it killed 20,000,000 in one season). Why is this news? I don't give a rat's ass about whether or not people can get a damned flu shot, if I cared I would actually use my health insurance to get one, but I don't. Cert ... read on

Well, yesterday some immigrants in some places took the day off to bitch about the immigration laws in the United States of America. Great, I didn't. Mostly because my family immigrated nearly 200 years ago. Oh, and I also don't believe that the granting of free citizenship to buttholes who don't want to work for their citizenship is a good idea. I believe that perhaps ... read on

Well, the Iowa Legislature has passed a glorious "feel good" law. They have banned the Iowa Lottery Touchplay machines that have been beginning to infiltrate every place in the state. But, it was the wrong thing to do. It should have just been more regulated. The outwards reasoning for this idiotic decision is that it promotes gambling addiction and welfare mofos are wa ... read on

Okay, for the past few days (8 or so) Israel and Lebanon have been warring. Except that it isn't really Lebanon, it is Hezbollah the fanatic psycho crap for brains terrorist arm of the Iranian government. Unfortunately, nobody is rational anymore in the entire world. With the possible exception of the Australians. The Americans officially say that it is okay for Israel ... read on

I know I'm a week late in writing about this, but the fact is, I didn't really care a whole lot about it. It's just a boob. The only reason I take the time out of my day to say anything about is: I'm sick of hearing about it. It's just a boob with a star-shaped piece of jewlery on it, I couldn't care less. I tired of hearing news shows going on about it, about how it ... read on

Where to start? Let's try the very beginning, at least according to the civil rights "leaders". Last year a student at a high school in Jena, Louisiana asked if he could sit under a tree that is predominantly frequented by a group of students that he was not a part of, the vice principal he asked told him that he could sit any where he chose. That's how it started. The stu ... read on

Today, during London's rush hour, terrorists attacked innocent people on their way to work. Four bombs went off, while still others have been found undetonated. Thirty-seven people are dead, with hundreds more injured. It is time to go back to the ways that we used to fight terrorism. It is time to begin a campaign of assassinating terrorist leaders, and prosecuting tho ... read on

Well, recently I began listening to talk radio, to serve as a break in the monotony of the same old music played on Lazer 103.3, and I was introduced to the megalomaniacal rantings of a jackass named Michael Savage. He loves to talk up his pathetic credentials, and really loves it when retards refer to him as Dr. Savage. Anyhow, this mental midget loves the sound of his ... read on

In the aftermath of the Miss USA pageant, a judge is calling one of the contestants a "stupid bitch". That judge is clearly a classy mofo. Perez Hilton, world reknowned celebrity blogger (by that I do not mean that he's a celebrity, I mean he blogs about celebrities), asked Miss California what she though of gay marriage, and since he disagreed with her response he's going ... read on

On my way home from work today, I was listening to the radio, as I always do. But today, it was different, I was listening to National Public Radio and it was their news show, All Things Considered. As I listened I began to notice something, something that made me think. They were not spilling their flippin' biases into every word spoken, unlike NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and Fox ... read on

Robert Blake was found not guity today on charges that he in some way had anything to do with the murder of his wife, Bonnie Lee Bakely. This is a wonderful turn of events! Justice has finally prevailed, I am so happy that an honest celebrity was not railroaded into jail. Like OJ, Robert's fine name has been cleared of all wrong doing, and I personally cannot wait until th ... read on

Well, big news for the Red, White, and Blue team this weekend, the capture of an infamous madman named Steve Johanssen, and Sadam Hussein. Crazy Sadam was hiding out in a now “common� spider-hole. Why is this word now so freakin' common? I'll tell you why, some damned moron at a media company decided that it was such an awesomely awesome word that they had put on every ... read on

I can't stand the mere mention of this nearly nonexistent disease. It is not a worldwide health threat, despite what the WHO would like you to believe. It should not be mentioned during every stinking news broadcast, more people have life-threatening explosive diarrhea than have SARS, a disease that is not even fatal for the majority of people who contract it. Let's pre ... read on

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Tag has been banned. Kids will soon be told not to run or play on the playground any more either. The official reasoning to ban the timeless game? Lawsuits. It has been banned for fear of lawsuits due to accidents on the playground when playing tag. First things first. Beat the holy hell out of any parent who thinks it is a good i ... read on

There has been quite a bit of news coverage for the group of volunteers who have decided to lend a helping hand to the severely understaffed border patrol in Arizona, calling themselves the Minutemen. It conjures up images of old timey patriots from the era of the revolution. These men and women are patriots, plain and simple. Many a news group has been painting these p ... read on

Earlier this week the Archbishop of Rome, also known as the Pope, made a speech that included a quote that referenced the religion of Islam as a religion built on violence. Which is true. It is a faith that has two faces. There is the moderate face that stands for peace and unity between religions, then there is the fundamentalist face that advocates violence in the name o ... read on

Well, today it was on some talk shows, the case of Kelo et al v. City of New London, a court case where it was decided that the rule of eminent domain applies to private parties every bit as much as it does the government. Now, any company that doesn't like you can buy your property without your permission and have your ass made homeless. For a very long time it has bee ... read on

Bernie Madoff is a scumbag, I think most people would be able to agree with that statement. But, now his victims are coming out crying for their bailout, after all, they lost millions of dollars each to this slimy bastard. Well, unfortunately, I'm going to have to disagree with them on that. It sucks that you lost your money, it truly does. However, if you were so stupi ... read on

Last week, the Al Qaeda hype machine was working its proverbial magic. Rumors started that a new Osama Bin Laden tape was going to be released, and all the world's terrorists leapt for joy. Until the United States government had a copy before Al Jazeera, then they went into lock down mode, to find out which one of their greasy unwashed cohorts had given a copy to the Feds. ... read on

Well, I feel like crap today, so since I'm not at work, I will rant. I'm already sick of the World War III talk. All of these talk show morons are running their traps as though they have some sort of historical perspective on all things. They don't. These jerks are hoping and praying that what is going on in the Middle East turns into WWIII, so they can become war profi ... read on

The sentencing of Zacarias Moussaoui is finally coming to an end. Now 12 people must decide whether or not to let the government kill him, or let him live out the rest of his days in prison. If they do not choose to execute him, the odds are that he will live out the rest of his life in solitary confinement. He wants to be executed. He believes that his death will not o ... read on