I was watching the Colbert Report and they had this darling little story about a psycho in Florida who went on a crusade to stop McDonald's from offering a free Happy Meal to kids who pass certain criteria on their report cards. Yes, this one idiot who doesn't have the parenting cajones to say, "no," to her daughter went ahead and fought to have the option removed for everybody else.

This is another example of how one deranged asshole can bitch and moan until they have their way, and everybody else has to pay for it. Yes, this one imbecile got her way and McDonald's removed the promotion. If only she had realized that she has the freedom to not go to McDonald's. That's right she has freedom of choice here in America. She apparently also believes that since she is a weak and cowering parent that all other parents must be as well, and worked tirelessly to have an insignificant program removed from her child's school. Is she aware that by McDonald's having their advertisement in the report cards, they are paying for the consumables that make up that report card? Probably not, she's a flucking idiot. Was she aware that by having McDonald's pay for it, she sees a benefit on her property taxes? Probably not, she's likely a renter. But everybody else is going to have to pay for it in the end. Sure it may be just a few cents per report card, but that adds up.

This wench needs to take a chill pill and in the future consider the fact that she is her daughter's parent, and that she should not be fighting to stop a promotion that she has an option to ignore or not participate in. It's the same as strip clubs, anybody who wastes their energy trying to shut them down is an idiot. You don't have to go to them, you may lobby to have it placed somewhere away from a school or your home, more power to you, but there is a market for trampy whores shaking their tits in men's faces. Deal with it.

As for the complaint that McDonald's is unhealthy, well no shit. Don't take your kid there regularly and you should be in the clear. After all, it isn't much of a treat if you take your bastard there every night. One Happy Meal isn't going to kill your child (unless they choke to death). This Susan Pagan on a crusade against school/company promotions needs to shut the funk up and worry about herself. The vocal minority always seems to get their way, eroding your rights, today it's simply your right to choose for your child, this bitch has taken it away in Seminole County, Florida. Who knows what's next?

Learn more about this idiot and her friends, a glowing review of her as a matter of fact, by a nosy parent's group.


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