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I have created a fake email address, and have entered it into Stillbirth's lovely website, to see if his people really do remove people from their mailing list or simply use that as verification that an email address exists. I will keep you posted. And who the hell thinks that Stillbirth T. Gamecock is a good name to SPAM with?

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