All day everyday, we are surrounded by liars. Filthy stinking no good slimebag liars. Without a doubt these are the types of people that we've all been taught to not be, so how is it that there are so many of them. And, why have they no shame in their game?

The first level liars are easy to spot, they say outrageous things like, "Well, I've got a helluva good eye for the stocks. I can pick a winner every time!" That just smacks of a lie coming from a nitwit wearing a paper hat. If you could indeed pick stocks you certainly wouldn't be slinging hash now would you? Of course you wouldn't you are a liar. What's more you probably can't spell stock.

Then there are these dreamboats always have a constant amount of time that has passed since a major milestone in their life. "10 years ago I gave up hookers for good." Well, 3 years ago you told me the exact same thing. It doesn't matter what the event was, it never happened, pure and simple. Whether you claim you went to Disney World or gave up smoking it just plain did not happen. I don't know how much more clear it can be, if you don't really know when something happened, that was such a big deal in your life that you are still talking about it, you are a friggin' liar.

Then there is the liar who gives you too much detail, unless they are a writer or novelist by profession. They are lying. These are the pieces of trash that go on and on about things that they clearly don't know what they're talking about. The details are the secret. If they give you details, they hope you will overlook the glaring problems with their story. "Well, at that point the gravity reversed. You can imagine my surprise, it had never happened to me before, but the queasiness that overtook me was incredible, and the stickers on the bananas started to just peel off as though the reversed gravity also reversed the glue that holds them in place." See, complete crap. They try to be more subtle, but they are addicted to the rush of a poorly spun yarn and will give themselves up with their idiotic details. These guys will go on and on and tell you that Chewbacca was an albino rabbit, and expect you to forget the truth in their web of untruth.

The easiest ones to catch are running for office, take that filth of a congressman who recently got into trouble for emails to an underage page. The initial press release was that he was resigning and that the emails contained nothing inappropriate, now we know he's a pervert. His most recent lie is that he himself was molested by a clergy man when he was a teen. That too is bullflop. All politicians lie. When they have done something that may require prison time, they lie even harder. This garbage bag who is leaving in disgrace is now lying in a feeble attempt to make himself out to be a victim, because then he might get some sympathy... from other perverts. The fact is that he did something bad and needs to stop taking advantage of our victim society and man up.

As I said there are liars everywhere. Just remember these few and you should be able to see who they are and never lend them any money. Sometimes they come in a mixed variety, sometimes they are only a partial liar, keep your eyes peeled.


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