Slap some lipstick on this pig, and let's move on. Barack Obama used an old cliched analogy regarding what he is claiming is "false change" coming from the John McCain presidential campaign. Who gives a crap? Honestly, it shouldn't matter, but douche bag "conservative" pundits and commentators think they've found the world's greatest treasure in an Obama misstep.
The right wing psychos are all up in arms about how Obama must be a misogynist pig, because he was comparing Sarah Palin with a pig. That's right, because she told a joke where the punchline was "lipstick" he was making a direct assault on her. These pieces of crap that are the "voice" of the average Joe Conservative, are a bunch of flippin' pansies. He was using a tired cliche, that is the real crime here, not an attack on Sarah Palin.
If you've heard the soundbite, the biggest atrocity should be the weakness Obama has displayed with ad-libbing. He sucks at it, he was stammering and stuttering like he didn't know where the hell he was. Nobody mentions that. After all the claims that Barack Obama is the greatest speaker to ever walk the face of the Earth, they ignore the fact that he's no good without a teleprompter and a well rehearsed speech. He's no Bill Clinton, that guy could ad-lib, he loved the sound of his own voice.
Worst of everything, is the pansy-assed response from these hard right douches who love to rail against the over-sensitivity of the hard left. Hypocrisy is a hideous color, boys. It's basically been that way since the media started trying to get dirt on Sarah Palin, they all fell over themselves trying to depict the media as a bunch of woman-hating misogynists, which they are but, come on these pricks were all over Hillary Clinton, looking for anybody that they could soundbite saying she was a "bitch". Yet, when it is the comely Mrs. Palin, they'd best back off. None of the media crap has come to any fruition, so who cares what they try to ask Mrs. Palin? The disgusting overblown media reaction to her 17 year-old daughter's pregnancy was really the only truly despicable thing they did, since politicians kids should be left out of politics, after all they didn't choose for mommy or daddy to become a narcissistic dumbass.
In the end, I hate politics, especially the people who can't see their own hypocrisy, because they so hate the other side of the aisle. These "conservative" pundits are horrible, especially when they all claim to be "Independent". They are not, they are the media wing of the Republican Party. I'm an Independent, I'll vote for whomever is the better candidate, and this year it is Stephen Colbert.
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