Barack Obama, he's the single greatest President of the United States of America, in all of history. Far greater than Abraham Lincoln could have ever dreamt of being. Far more noble and distinguished than George Washington. Smarter than Thomas Jefferson could have been on brain steroids. The greatest savior the world has ever known, now that we've finally gone rationally atheist, he's our Messiah. Sure, he's Christian, but only to get the votes of those effing retards in the rural areas that cling to their guns and Bibles.

He has single-handedly created the solution to our problems. He and his loyal Democratic Party faithful rubber stamps in Congress are going to delay the digital television transition for us, because 13 flippin' years was not enough time to prepare for the change. It wasn't our fault though, it is 100% George W. Bush's fault. Furthermore, he has come up with a brilliant plan to fix our economy.

Yes, $819,000,000,000 of wonderous, well spent money that our government does not have. It is gonna be sweet. His all-knowing plan will create or save 2-3 million jobs. What a great, great man. He's taking the failed plans of the New Deal (don't believe me? Look it up.) and putting a little bit of successful English on that stank and is going to save all of our lives, through glorious Socialism. George W. Bush got the ball started by forcing banks to sell stock to the goverment, giving our new Socialist Masters (whom I welcome with open arms!) power over the money through public policy, and private pressure. We are going to spend our way out of the poor house. Go try it on a personal level, see how well that flies!

Barack the Savior of Man, is taking everything by the balls! Championing safe food for all Americans, but starting a criminal investigation into the recent salmonella outbreak, good news, that's going to open up a fabulous opportunity for every one who may have bumped into a barfing person to sue the living hell out of the Georgia Peanut Company.

Not only is he doing all these wonderful things, he is also throwing out every single policy that George W. Bush had, and very publicly so all of the policies that Michael Moore, George Soros, and every whackjob retard liberal blogger raged against so frickin' loudly! In addition to this, the President is still running campaign ads (for the $819,000,000,000 "stimulus" package) and out on the campaign trail, taking photo ops. When the hell is our new President going to do something other than parade around for the cameras and do his fucking job? I understand that the first 100 days are well covered, but this egomaniacal prick is on television constantly, partly because he's so desperately in love with himself and the media is so desperately in love with him.

The media actually tries to put a positive spin on this Socialist Plan. Because they're stupid. We the People are getting raped in the pocket yet again with the largest wasteful bloated spending bill in the history of mankind. The New Deal didn't do anything, and this won't either. If anyone recalls, the depression ran right up until World War II started, 10+ years. It didn't work in Japan in the 1990's. It certainly didn't work in the Soviet Union. Hell, even China is now partially Capitalist.

But our nation is being led around by Socialists and a media that loves it all, and is licking the boots of our new President. He's proudly proclaiming his wasteful spending, and his already growing government bureaucracy, how many new "czars" has he created? But because his rabid fans are lapping up this crap, and they run the new media, we are not being told what is truly going on in context. We are going to end up in a depression, but good ol' Barack has already set the expectation that it will take years for his stimulus package to make an impact, setting you up for failure, and an opportunity to grow the government ever more over the next few years. I also need to point out that his stimulus package has been sold to us as creating or saving 2-3 million jobs (at a cost of $273,000 per job!), something that cannot ever be proven, all you have to say is, "Sure we lost 47 million jobs, but can you imagine how bad it would be if it was 50 million jobs lost?"

Look, I want to give our new President a chance, but the constant fawning over him by the media, I have to paint him with a nice veneer of truth. He's not a saint or savior, he is a man, a corrupt man, just like every President for the last 50+ years. To tell ourselves any different is to lie to ourselves. Grow up people, look at your authority figures with a skeptical eye, even if you voted for them.

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