McDonald's is pure evil. Pure filthy, nasty, petulant evil. No doubts can be left now, after they took a song by Gavin DeGraw and had the Kidz Bop Kids change the original lyrics of a song from "I don't wanna be looking around" to "I don't wanna be fucking around". Those sick, sick, sick, sick, sick bastards.  HOW DARE THEY INTRODUCE THAT FILTHY WORD TO THE CHILDREN?!?

There has been an outrage this month over a promotion with Happy Meals, that include a special Kidz Bop CD for the kiddies. Parents have projected their own foul mouths onto a song that never had a dirty lyric when it was performed for adults, but now it magically does for kids. Outrage all across the country from parents who don't want their five year olds to hear that word, 'cause they'll repeat it at school. Is that because they've repeated a word their parents have let slip? Here's an idea, tell your little children that there are some words that only adults should use, you know maybe do some parenting? How's that sound you friggin' imbecile?

This shit being done in the name of the children gets old. It's getting as old as all of the "green" shit that I have to put up with. Like the flippin' commercials for Mastercard where "teaching your dad to become a better man" by purchasing "green" things is priceless. Let's face it, you projecting your damned beliefs on others and your weaknesses as well, is getting old. I don't care if you think you're better than me because you don't swear, and I don't care if you think you're better than me because you buy expensive light bulbs, but you can stop proclaiming it. Let's face it I'm better than you, you can just deal with that. (That's sarcasm to the idiots reading this becoming outraged that some lowlife on the Internet has proclaimed himself better than you.)

Let's all come to an agreement on this stuff, we all have our little crosses to bear, we all have our strengths and weaknesses, if you honestly are delusional enough to believe that you are superior than everyone else, you are a pathetic loser little person. Grow up and let people do their own thing and if it isn't directly affecting you, perhaps you should keep your mouth shut. (Irony, again for the dumb folks.) Furthermore, I've heard this wretched little piece of music, and guess what... the kids are singing the word... looking. It isn't even that unclear, it's harder to discern the word "Panama" in the classic Van Halen hit Hot for Teacher. (For those not keeping track, I just made fun of dumb people again, and I'm now pointing it out.)

The song originally did not have a dirty word, and there's no way that a series of albums marketed to children would suddenly slip one in and get published. That's the facts. There is no dirty word, perhaps it's time for the people of America who are raising our children should give a hearing test a try. Their kids have to do it every year for school, maybe since older people lose their hearing they should assume that their natural weakness is at fault, and not the moral weakness of another.


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