There is a vile disgusting human creature who has created a church (if you can even call this cult that), named Tony Alamo. If you live in the Des Moines, Iowa area your car has been or soon will be befouled by this f*cking moron's leaflet. It is an astoundingly annoying piece of shit. It is his beliefs about Jesus Christ. As though this 5th grade dropout has any clue.

He spouts off about how the world is wrong, which if the world is so wrong, he would be on his knees begging God to help fix things, instead of trying to get people to join his church to offer him tax-free money. But no, he is putting his crap-rag under my windshield wipers. Is that how to get people to join up any religion? I've never received a Methodist flyer under my windshield wiper, or Lutheran for that matter. It is even more obnoxious than Mormons or Jehovah's witnesses. At least they have the balls to knock on more door, these piece of shit cowards just drop their bullshit on my car when I'm not around.

To make matters worse these inbred jackass cult members left it on my car while I was at work. When I'm at work I have to deal with enough, without having to deal with some retard's philosophical views on Christ.

This church, is not a church, it is a cult. Period. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind. Any moron who names his new church after himself clearly has no holy agenda in mind. It is called "Alamo Christian Ministries". Classy, you friggin' imbecile. What a complete piece of human garbage.

The cult is based out of Arkansas, which (no offense to the intelligent people of Arkansas) is a hotbed of potential cult followers, with weak emotional strength and brains to match. TO THE FOLLOWERS OF TONY ALAMO: THE FACT IS YOU ARE NOW A MEMBER OF A CULT THAT BASTARDIZES CHRISTIANITY!

Ol' Tony is a genius at getting morons to join him, he exploits his dead wife in an attempt to get new members to follow him while he boinks any dumbass girl/woman who follows close enough. I'm sure he says it's all for God.

So, do me a favor, if you see some inbred piece of dogshit putting something under your windshield wiper, don't just stare, go out and find out what they're selling. If it is a work at home scam, let them live. If they are selling redemption through Tony Alamo, beat them within an inch of their death.

This editorial states many things as fact, they are in fact opinion, even though they are dangerously close to the truth.

Send some feedback to Tony Alamo, and how far off the mark he is at Tony Alamo Can Sure Make A Church!

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