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    <description>A site where anything that angers up the blood of one strange man is ripe for ranting.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/</link>
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    <title>iPad to the Max</title>
    <description>Apple has unveiled a new product to the MAX, iPad.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=224</link>
    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:19:00 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>The New Atheist</title>
    <description>The atheists are getting on my nerves lately.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=223</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:26:57 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Attempted Murder of Free Speech</title>
    <description>The Obama Administration is openly trying to kill free speech by claiming that the Fox News Network is just a bunch of liars.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=222</link>
    <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:17:23 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Glenn Beck is a Moron</title>
    <description>Radio and television talking head, Glenn Beck has proven to the universe that he is a complete and abject imbecile.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=221</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:26:20 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Echo Chamber Politics</title>
    <description>Political discourse in the United States of America has become an appalling world with only 2 parties, both vying for power, but essentially being the same body.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=220</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:02:22 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Welcome to the Health Care Town Hall-a-thon</title>
    <description>Recent town halls for the monstrously destructive healthcare plan for America have been all over the news. Yay!</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=219</link>
    <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:47:22 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Twitter This</title>
    <description>Twitter has taken the world by storm, but why?</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=218</link>
    <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:26:22 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>F***ing McDonalds</title>
    <description>Stupid friggin' parents lose their minds again in an attempt to PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=217</link>
    <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 22:35:48 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>H1N1 - Swine Flu Fun</title>
    <description>Yet again the media is overhyping a ridiculously low risk disease.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=216</link>
    <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 09:42:53 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Miss USA Contestant versus Perez Hilton</title>
    <description>Perez Hilton discloses to the world what a petty and pathetic little man he is.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=215</link>
    <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 10:09:00 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>It Is Like Comparing a Hyundai to a Mercedes</title>
    <description>Mac aficionados are a glorious breed of superhumans. Without a doubt they are utterly incapable of being wrong, ever, under no circumstances do they have fault.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=214</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:25:38 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>The Celebrity President</title>
    <description>President Barack Obama seems to think that his job as President of the United States of America should take a backseat to his own ego driven quest for celebrity.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=213</link>
    <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:10:00 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>The Victims of Bernie Madoff</title>
    <description>Now that Bernie Madoff has pled guilt and is going to jail, what will happen to the money that millionaires lost?</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=212</link>
    <pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:05:23 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Barack Obama Has a Beer</title>
    <description>The President of the United States of America had a beer at a basketball game. Who cares?</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=211</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:58:01 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Fanboys Still Suck Ass</title>
    <description>Fanboys just will not die. I have placed numerous hexes and curses on those bastards, and they refuse to not drop dead.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=210</link>
    <pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:04:04 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Obama Does Not Equal Messiah</title>
    <description>Barack Obama's Presidency should be viewed with a skeptical eye, why is that so hard to understand when it isn't George W. Bush in the office.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=209</link>
    <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:59:11 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>It Is Almost Over</title>
    <description>The 2008 campaign is finally going to end after 2 painfully annoying years!</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=208</link>
    <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:14:12 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Take Me Down to the Bailout City!</title>
    <description>The US Congress approves an historic pocket rape of the American people!</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=207</link>
    <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:41:33 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Lipstick on a Pig</title>
    <description>Barack Obama uses an old clichéd analogy, now it's the end of the world.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=206</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:09:11 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Germany Loves Barack Obama</title>
    <description>Self declared victor in United States of America Presidential Race takes time out of his schedule to campaign in Germany.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=205</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:47:46 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Definately</title>
    <description>The fraggin' word is spelled definitely.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=204</link>
    <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:20:46 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>How Happy is Your Meal?</title>
    <description>A woman in Seminole County, Florida craps in the cake for everybody else.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=203</link>
    <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:27:40 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>The Format War is Over?!?</title>
    <description>After a year and a half of the Betamax vs. VHS of the new century, can the format war actually be ending?</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=202</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:39:18 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>G.W. Bush Vetoes a Spending Bill</title>
    <description>The world is in a tizzy since George W. Bush actually vetoed a spending bill, it is the end of the world!!!</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=201</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:53:07 CST</pubDate>
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    <title>Jena 6</title>
    <description>Civil rights "leaders" from all around the country are racing to the aid of 6 thugs accused of beating a student to the edge of death, so they can perpetuate and profit from racial tensions in the United States of America.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=200</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:04:39 CST</pubDate>
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