<?xml version="1.0" ?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">
<channel>
<atom:link href="http://www.biph.com/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
    <title>Biph.com - Rants</title>
    <description>A site where anything that angers up the blood of one strange man is ripe for ranting.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/</link>
<item>
    <title>SOPA and PIPA - Internet Blackout Day</title>
    <description>The Stop Online Piracy Act and Preventing Real Online Threats to Economic Creativity and Theft of Intellectual Property Act are both inherently evil.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=245</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 22:03:56 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=245</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Less Than Three Weeks Until Silly Season</title>
    <description>In under three weeks the Republicans will have to put their votes where their mouths are. Which will they choose: extremist views, or a chance to win the presidency?</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=244</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:32:50 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=244</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Iowa Rulez! Everyone Else Droolz!</title>
    <description>A self-important jackass professor from the University of Iowa decided on December 9, 2011 to write a sweet little opinion piece on the Atlantic Magazine website. After 20 years, he has managed to learn that every stereotype about Iowa is true.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=243</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:41:15 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=243</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Stop Online Piracy (Act) Now, Ass!</title>
    <description>The United States of America has a Congress, they are tasked with representing the needs and desires of the American People. Luckily, they've found the richest people are in Hollywood, Motown, and Nashville, so they're planning to make a new law that let's the media giants shut down whoever the fuck they want.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=242</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:16:41 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=242</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Occupy This</title>
    <description>Two rants in a row about the foolishness of the protesters in New York and around the country who have no compass, aside from their ambiguous moral compass that finds legal activity wrong and illegal trespassing perfectly okay.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=241</link>
    <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:58:04 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=241</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Wall Street Protesters</title>
    <description>For the last three weeks people fed up with Wall St. have been protesting, something, on Wall St. in an attempt to be heard. Unfortunately, they won't be.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=240</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 22:04:19 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=240</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Do Not Buy Star Wars on Blu-ray</title>
    <description>George Lucas once again screws over the people who made him billionaire by abusing his franchise to feed his own ego.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=239</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:31:19 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=239</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Welcome to Datacap Country</title>
    <description>All but one of the major cellular phone companies are dabbling in datacaps, in an effort to boost the bottom line and completely screw over their customers.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=238</link>
    <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:38:55 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=238</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Let Us Balance the Budget</title>
    <description>In Washington, DC the Republicrats are playing with themselves in a foolish game of politics.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=237</link>
    <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 21:31:53 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=237</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Learnings</title>
    <description>Stay classy, San Diego! The world has become overrun with jabbering assholes who make words up and take themselves too freaking seriously.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=236</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 21:23:37 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=236</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Royal Wedding Jackassery</title>
    <description>Apparently, there is some sort of marriage between a royal person and someone else. It is on all of the supposed news outlets, especially the pop-news sources.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=235</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 18:57:46 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=235</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Government Shut Down</title>
    <description>The government of the United States of America is nearing a deadline to pass the 2011 Fiscal Year Budget, or the government will shut down.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=234</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 23:57:51 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=234</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Atheists Who Do Not Understand</title>
    <description>Again, I find myself bitching and moaning about atheists. I know I should just ignore them, but their arrogance seems to know no bounds. They also do not seem to understand their own hypocrisy.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=233</link>
    <pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 00:37:20 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=233</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>How Do You Like Them Apples?</title>
    <description>Apple, Inc. has decided that it has found a way to get a ridiculous amount of money from content creators, without so much as negotiating a contract with them.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=232</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 20:44:54 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=232</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Sony Loves Valve</title>
    <description>A while ago, Valve announced that the Sony Playstation 3 version of Portal 2 would include a version of their popular Steam software. Allowing players on PS3 and PC to work together in the co-op sections of the game.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=231</link>
    <pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 13:13:43 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=231</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>A Shooting in Arizona</title>
    <description>After last weekend's shooting in Arizona both sides of the political aisle are going apeshit trying to blame the other side for causing a lone psycho to shoot a congressperson and several others.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=230</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 21:31:30 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=230</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>The TSA Gropefest</title>
    <description>There has been a lot of hub-ub about the TSA and their new pat downs. So much so that I am tired of hearing about it.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=229</link>
    <pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 19:32:08 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=229</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>The So Called Voter Mandate</title>
    <description>Republicans won the elections yesterday. But it isn't the awesome mandate that they wish it were.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=228</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 20:38:27 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=228</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Mosque at Ground Zero</title>
    <description>Recent backlash against a proposed Mosque at Ground Zero are well overblown and completely unneeded.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=227</link>
    <pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:49:38 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=227</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Barry the Godfather</title>
    <description>President Barack Obama has decided that he is so powerful and great, that he is behaving more like Tony Soprano during the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, than any President.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=226</link>
    <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 13:26:29 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=226</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Civil Discourse is Dead or Dying</title>
    <description>The TEA party and the outrageous backlash against it proves that civil discourse within the United States is either dead or dying.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=225</link>
    <pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:12:39 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=225</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>iPad to the Max</title>
    <description>Apple has unveiled a new product to the MAX, iPad.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=224</link>
    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:19:00 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=224</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>The New Atheist</title>
    <description>The atheists are getting on my nerves lately.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=223</link>
    <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:26:57 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=223</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Attempted Murder of Free Speech</title>
    <description>The Obama Administration is openly trying to kill free speech by claiming that the Fox News Network is just a bunch of liars.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=222</link>
    <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:17:23 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=222</guid>
</item>
<item>
    <title>Glenn Beck is a Moron</title>
    <description>Radio and television talking head, Glenn Beck has proven to the universe that he is a complete and abject imbecile.</description>
    <link>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=221</link>
    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:26:20 CST</pubDate>
    <guid>http://www.biph.com/rants.php?id=221</guid>
</item>
</channel>
</rss>
